Ah, the power of Google.
But amongst these crazy searches, this little guy shone above the rest:
I actually laughed out loud when I saw the expression on its face…
And then I found out that it was a real creature…appropriately named, the “Blobfish.”
I dunno. It’s really gross, but I kinda wanna hug it. Booger in its mouth and everything. I wonder what it would feel like?
Probably really blobby. Now I want one.