During my morning bath, whilst I scrubbed my toes, I noticed that one of my lil’ piggies was sore and had a hard bump.

Upon closer inspection (which involved me in an awkward pretzel-like yoga position), I found two little holes in my second toe.

I got bit! But by what?

My bet is on the vampire-spider. Or…Vampider.

Yeah.

What do you think it was?

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